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September 29, 2006

Who killed Lake Massawippi?

I used to swim and sail on Lake Massawippi. When I was thirsty, I'd scoop up the water in my hand and drink it.
Now the prettiest lake in the Eastern Townships, a miniature Lake Champlain, is so clogged with weeds and poisoned with blue-green algae, that to bathe in it, let alone drink it, is to take your life in your hands.

The experts trot out the usual culprits. Global warming. Phosphorus and nitrogen, blada, blada woof.
But the truth is so damn simple. The developers clearcut all the forests on the steep western side so that the runoff from the sheep farms and the dairy farms ran into Lake Massawippi, just as it did into Little Lake Magog and all the other Townships lakes.

The southern end of Massawippi was ruined long ago. The sewage from the trailer park at the Ayer's Cliff end, coupled with the effluent from Ayer's Cliff itself, had already turned the southern end of Massawippi into a cesspool. The only reason Massawippi stayed clean was its depth: maybe 300 feet at Black Point.

What killed Massawippi? We did. Developers, cottagers, farmers, you name it. No one big source of pollution, just a slow degradation that hardly anybody even noticed until the water turned poisonous. That's Lake Massawippi's revenge. Will Massawippi residents smarten up, put in sewers and holding tanks and zero-discharge laws? Nah. They'll just buy bottled water and dig swimming pools.

September 20, 2006

Look at the rats joining the rush

In the midst of the perfect storm of sanctimonious hypocrisy surrounding Globe columnist Jan Wong’s column last weekend, I just got a call from someone I know to be a reasonable person, a young 30-something anglo with a Canadian Armed Forces background. He heard three gunshots near his house this afternoon, two in quick succession, followed by a single shot. He called 911 at 14:46 this afternoon and got put through a regional dispatch centre in Bromont or Boucherville. The operator answered him in French.

Like many anglos, he’s better in English when he’s nervous, so he asked her to please speak English.
I don’t speak English, she said — and put him on hold for four minutes.

That’s right. It took four minutes for the male 911 dispatcher to pick up the phone and speak to the caller in passable English about gunshots being fired outside his home.

“What would have happened if my four-year-old called to report the same thing,” the caller wondered.
Turned out it was an SQ officer shooting a raccoon, possibly rabid.

The caller asked the dispatcher why it took so long to get someone who spoke English.
“Because only three people are on duty and nobody speaks English. We don’t have to speak English.”
At a 911 dispatch centre, they don’t have to speak English. In Toronto, the 911 dispatchers can patch into interpreters that can speak 37 languages.

And the politicians are crawling all over one another to denounce Jan Wong for her suggestion that Quebec’s language laws could have marginalize Kimveer Gill to the point that he snapped ? Seems to me the hysterical scrabbling rush to pander to Quebec’s salon secessionists could be better spent asking why it is that so many neo-Quebecois kids are floundering in French schools, where our language law forces them to fail, and what happens to those who can’t make the switch.

September 15, 2006

Bluffing

Parliament resumes Monday, bringing with it the return of Question Period and its usual crop of sanctimonious posturing. Of course, all this will be preceded by a call by the whips for a solid show of support for an all-parties motion condemning the Dawson College rampage and the tragic death of Anastasia De Sousa, but that will quickly morph into a partisan attempt to embarrass the Harper government into renoucing plans to slash the national gun registry. I would expect all three opposition parties to try to outdo one another in manufactured outrage over the cold-bloodedness of those horrid Tories in even thinking of changing the gun laws in the wake of this week's slaughter. Likewise, we can expect Harper's bunch to be equally contemptuous of the gun registry for its failure to pick up on the fact that Kimveer Gill, the guy registering a semi-automatic assault rifle, 9-mm pistol and a 12-gauge shotgun was giving voice to his muderous intent on a website.

The Tories are right on one thing — the firearms registry was a massive waste of money, a sinkhole that makes the sponsorship scandal look like chump change.

They're also right in pointing out that there's no proof the gun registry saves lives, especially when it registers guns to head cases like Gill. As more than one commentator has correctly pointed out, the registry would have allowed Ecole Polytechnique killer Marc Lepine to own the Ruger Mini-14 he used to murder 14 women in 1989.
What would the gun registry need to make it work? Begin with a psychological examination, signed by at least one licenced mental-health professional and 10 close acquaintances, including the mayor, a doctor, banker, educator, cleric and spouse or mother (to weed out the misogyist murderers).

Add to that a complete websearch backtracing every e-mail address used by the applicant, including full access to his or her on-ramp provider, credit card and cellphone records. I daresay some would support state-sanctioned hacking of the applicant's computer.

You can see where all this is headed. The Dawson shooter was convinced he was under surveillance. He was already drifting into a state of psychotic paranoia. You're going to further fuel that under the pretense that you're considering allowing him to have a gun?

Someone that crazy is apt to forego the process, load his Sunfire with propane canisters armed with a detonator system so easily found almost anywhere on the Web, and drive into a public garage or tunnel.

Homicide bombers don't need guns to carry out their plans. Psychopathic killers can easily obtain firearms from dozens of illegal sources. The fact that the gun registry didn't catch this guy in their net is proof that no society can guarantee invulnerability unless it installs the systems we associate with totalitarianism. My bet is the Tories are going to call the opposition bluff.


 
 
 
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